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Vegetarians Demotivational Poster


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


VEGETARIANS - You will never know how awesome this is




DELICIOUS JELL-O - Unfortunatly it is made with Gelatin. Gelatin is so delicious because it is made from ground up pig and cow hooves.


TAGS: true vegetarians do not eat jello they eat pudding
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:14 pm
This made me sad and angry to learn at the same time. ...I guess that's the measure of a good traditional motifake. :(


VEGETARIANS - SFW


TAGS: vegetarians
Rating: 4.19/5

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booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:00 am
@ bart . simple answer NO ! ! ! have you ever tried to eat a Vegi girl ?? dude it is baaaaad .(twilight BAD) and everytime you kiss them , there is no taste *shrug* just RANK breath .(had 3 in my life)
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 3:07 am
Boobies! Can vegetarians go...downtown? Does that conflict with their ideology. I mean, technically, I'm meat.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:32 pm

Since when do I keep a Kosher house?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:22 pm
Sorry, I can't eat that. It's not grass....Is it kosher?
rerun - February 28, 2010, 5:12 pm

I see an attractive woman covered by nasty vegetatian food.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 5:09 pm
I see no good stuff...I see armpit wrinkles and over plucked eyebrows. 5L
rerun - February 28, 2010, 4:57 pm

One has to eat healthy to get to the good stuff.


to all vegans -


TAGS: vegans vegan vegetarians meat groceries
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 11, 2013, 2:15 am
Haha!
Silverheart - December 10, 2013, 9:42 am

I was vegan once. It was a rough couple hours.


BACON WITHOUT MEAT - ----- MrRandom


TAGS: vegetarians can be convereted with a strip of bacon
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:08 am
And they said Ghandi was smart!? Pssshh! 5L Mr. R!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 9:14 pm
*unintentional
Sean - September 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
Great punchline to an intentional joke.


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: vegetarians side dishes
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
*Random
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system


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